CONSUMING [nichole] Today

[Another reason to not let your children use the Internet unsupervised. More frequently than you would expect I get a random IM from a stranger. Occasionally I respond. Screen names and any personal information revealed to me have been altered or censored. ]

[06/25 17:31:49] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/25 17:32:27] CRaZyCoW: hfdghkjh
[06/25 17:32:33] nikki: gjfhgffjgf
[06/25 17:33:26] CRaZyCoW: what are you doing now
[06/25 17:33:34] nikki: logging off
[06/25 17:33:39] CRaZyCoW: why
[06/25 17:33:46] nikki: bored
[06/25 17:33:48] CRaZyCoW: gg
[06/25 17:33:59] CRaZyCoW: but your talking oto me
[06/25 17:34:34] CRaZyCoW: guess what
[06/25 17:34:52] nikki: what?
[06/25 17:36:39] CRaZyCoW: zack was at my baseball game
[06/25 17:36:42] CRaZyCoW: for me
[06/25 17:36:44] CRaZyCoW: brbr
[06/25 17:36:46] CRaZyCoW: brb
[06/26 10:53:23] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/26 11:09:16] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed off at Tue Jun 26 11:09:16 2007.

[06/26 14:50:44] CRaZyCoW: hi i know your away but have you seen or talked to sam latly i need to talk to her right now or today or tomarrow but thats it
[06/26 14:50:44] *** Auto-response sent to CRaZyCoW: I am currently away from the computer.
[06/26 14:50:59] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed off at Tue Jun 26 14:50:59 2007.
[06/26 16:54:14] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed on at Tue Jun 26 16:54:14 2007.
[06/26 16:54:40] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/26 16:55:02] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/26 16:55:07] *** You have been disconnected. Tue Jun 26 16:55:07 2007.

[06/27 11:11:54] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/27 11:12:01] nikki: hi
[06/27 11:12:13] CRaZyCoW: what are you doing
[06/27 11:12:23] nikki: working
[06/27 11:12:28] CRaZyCoW: on what
[06/27 11:12:44] nikki: lots of things
[06/27 11:12:53] CRaZyCoW: kool
[06/27 11:14:24] CRaZyCoW: now i can see your icon
[06/27 11:14:29] CRaZyCoW: its a flower
[06/27 11:14:50] nikki: yeah
[06/27 11:15:07] CRaZyCoW: did you just wake up
[06/27 11:15:14] nikki: no
[06/27 11:15:17] CRaZyCoW: i did
[06/27 11:15:22] nikki: lucky you
[06/27 11:15:41] CRaZyCoW: how is that lucky
[06/27 11:15:52] nikki: sleeping in
[06/27 11:18:02] CRaZyCoW: oh
[06/27 11:21:24] CRaZyCoW: is sam still there
[06/27 11:22:35] nikki: There’s no Sam here.
[06/27 11:22:43] nikki: And I don’t think there ever was
[06/27 11:23:24] CRaZyCoW: kool
[06/27 11:24:27] CRaZyCoW: ok
[06/27 11:27:30] CRaZyCoW: sooooo
[06/27 11:28:10] nikki: do you blog?
[06/27 11:28:21] CRaZyCoW: what
[06/27 11:28:30] nikki: nevermind
[06/27 11:28:37] nikki: I created one at today.com
[06/27 11:28:49] CRaZyCoW: is it fun
[06/27 11:28:59] nikki: I guess
[06/27 11:34:58] CRaZyCoW: oh
[06/27 11:47:02] CRaZyCoW: helll0oooo
[06/27 11:47:06] CRaZyCoW: are you there
[06/27 11:51:20] CRaZyCoW: tyhu
[06/27 11:51:20] *** Auto-response sent to CRaZyCoW: I am currently away from the computer.
[06/27 12:00:14] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed off at Wed Jun 27 12:00:14 2007.
[06/27 12:02:05] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed on at Wed Jun 27 12:02:05 2007.
[06/27 12:03:07] CRaZyCoW: can i probley come over today please i havent seen you like till school ended
[06/27 12:03:25] CRaZyCoW: bye
[06/27 12:03:28] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed off at Wed Jun 27 12:03:28 2007.
[06/27 12:41:04] *** “CRaZyCoW” signed on at Wed Jun 27 12:41:04 2007.
[06/27 12:42:01] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/27 12:43:29] CRaZyCoW: hi
[06/27 12:43:35] nikki: hi
[06/27 12:43:42] CRaZyCoW: whats up
[06/27 12:43:50] nikki: not much
[06/27 12:44:55] CRaZyCoW: kool
[06/27 12:46:55] CRaZyCoW: can i come over
[06/27 12:47:01] CRaZyCoW: later
[06/27 12:47:22] nikki: I don’t think so
[06/27 12:47:26] nikki: I don’t even know you
[06/27 12:47:33] nikki: that would be weird
[06/27 12:48:03] CRaZyCoW: can i
[06/27 12:48:16] nikki: what?
[06/27 12:48:34] CRaZyCoW: can i come over
[06/27 12:48:44] CRaZyCoW: and don’t say i don’t know you
[06/27 12:48:56] CRaZyCoW: do you want me to
[06/27 12:48:58] CRaZyCoW: or no
[06/27 12:49:16] nikki: I don’t think your parents would approve
[06/27 12:49:31] CRaZyCoW: nichole can i
[06/27 12:49:56] nikki: Okay.
[06/27 12:50:44] CRaZyCoW: do you want me to
[06/27 12:50:49] CRaZyCoW: i wont come
[06/27 12:50:52] CRaZyCoW: its ok
[06/27 12:50:59] CRaZyCoW: if you don’t want me to
[06/27 12:51:01] nikki: You should call me and ask
[06/27 12:51:17] CRaZyCoW: ok
[06/27 12:51:30] CRaZyCoW: is the baby sleeping
[06/27 12:51:49] nikki: I dont know
[06/27 12:56:20] CRaZyCoW: go on myspace.com and on the top it will say music and click it
[06/27 12:56:32] CRaZyCoW: and then put in fall out boy
[06/27 12:56:47] nikki: why?
[06/27 12:57:02] CRaZyCoW: because i want you to listen to a song
[06/27 12:58:17] CRaZyCoW: then click the one that is on the top
[06/27 12:58:38] CRaZyCoW: and then it will pop up and go down
[06/27 12:58:50] CRaZyCoW: scrooll down
[06/27 12:58:58] nikki: okay
[06/27 12:59:30] CRaZyCoW: and you will see like a box with names of songs click the ong that is on the top and listen to it
[06/27 12:59:57] CRaZyCoW: it will say thnks fr th mmrs
[06/27 13:00:07] nikki: can you just send a link
[06/27 13:00:30] CRaZyCoW: asfunction:playTune,0
[06/27 13:00:55] nikki: guess not
[06/27 13:01:08] CRaZyCoW: www.asfunction:playTune,0.com
[06/27 13:01:22] CRaZyCoW: sike
[06/27 13:01:27] CRaZyCoW: are you there
[06/27 13:01:32] nikki: sure
[06/27 13:01:44] CRaZyCoW: are you at the page
[06/27 13:02:13] CRaZyCoW: nm
[06/27 13:02:57] nikki: yes
[06/27 13:03:10] CRaZyCoW: your on the sng
[06/27 13:03:22] CRaZyCoW: song
[06/27 13:04:45] CRaZyCoW: are you thrtrr
[06/27 13:05:17] nikki: yes
[06/27 13:05:39] CRaZyCoW: are you listening to the song
[06/27 13:06:01] nikki: yep
[06/27 13:07:54] CRaZyCoW: ok then how does it go
[06/27 13:08:04] CRaZyCoW: some of the song
[06/27 13:08:06] nikki: is this a quiz!?
[06/27 13:08:14] CRaZyCoW: sure
[06/27 13:08:26] nikki: I hate pop quizzes!
[06/27 13:08:42] CRaZyCoW: how does the song go
[06/27 13:08:49] CRaZyCoW: if you were listening to it
[06/27 13:09:42] nikki: thnks fr th mmrs!!!
[06/27 13:09:58] nikki: except they actually pronounce the vowels
[06/27 13:10:10] CRaZyCoW: what
[06/27 13:10:14] CRaZyCoW: ?????
[06/27 13:10:31] CRaZyCoW: you jst said what i told you
[06/27 13:10:40] CRaZyCoW: to do
[06/27 13:10:48] CRaZyCoW: what elsw is in the song
[06/27 13:11:20] nikki: I thought you were going to call
[06/27 13:12:22] CRaZyCoW: i am
[06/27 13:12:44] CRaZyCoW: you said to call
[06/27 13:12:51] CRaZyCoW: is thi sa,
[06/27 13:12:53] CRaZyCoW: sam
[06/27 13:12:57] nikki: Nope.
[06/27 13:13:03] CRaZyCoW: nichole
[06/27 13:13:09] nikki: Yep.
[06/27 13:13:18] CRaZyCoW: i know its not nichole
[06/27 13:13:35] nikki: really?
[06/27 13:13:44] CRaZyCoW: your mom said you were wet and you were outside
[06/27 13:13:54] nikki: hahaha
[06/27 13:13:59] CRaZyCoW: hahaha what
[06/27 13:14:34] nikki: maybe I ran out real quick
[06/27 13:15:11] CRaZyCoW: and how did you get wet really quick
[06/27 13:15:16] nikki: or maybe I don’t know you
[06/27 13:15:24] nikki: maybe in a pool or sprinkler!?
[06/27 13:15:33] CRaZyCoW: bye
[06/27 13:15:39] nikki: bye!

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